Take a Load Off
When the shit hits than fan, or your undies, it’s time to go into cover up mode. If you’re at work or out in public, your sharty shorts aren’t going anywhere, so how can you combat the inevitable stench of your trio del fuego taco supreme? Oops, Did I Just Shit My Pants Breath Mints are the only option you have left! Let the strong smell of peppermint overpower the smell of your own poo. Grab a handful, pop them in your mouth, and start blowing like the Big Bad Wolf. It’s better to have everyone think you’re nuts than randomly shitting yourself throughout the day.
SHART HAPPENS – This hilarious poop gift is an authentic Gears Out Reality Mints tin, loaded with delicious peppermint breath mints for the friends and family who’ve trusted a fart one too many times.
TURN YOUR MOUTH INTO AN AIR FRESHENER – These peppermint mints will be your only hope if shit happens. The 1 oz., approx. 165 mints, won’t to do anything about the aroma coming from your underwear, but you can do your best to mask the stench with fresh breath and heavy breaths.
FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR TEENS AND ADULTS – Crappy gifts make happy gifts for any occasion! Did I Just Shit Myself Mints are perfect for birthdays, holidays, and unexpected ‘Thinking of You’ surprises.
FUNNY GIFT FOR SARCASTIC MEN AND WOMEN – Poop emergencies don’t discriminate, give loads of laughs and a line of protection to all the men and women on your shopping list.
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